Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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