Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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