Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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