- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Women's rights

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

#Getweird

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Guess what What

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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