- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

YOU

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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