Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Guess what What

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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#Getweird

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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