Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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