- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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