Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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