- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Tilt your screen back .

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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