What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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12/23/2012

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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