- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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