- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's 9+10? 19

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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