- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

HELLO EVERYONE

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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