- Anti Joke

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

men's rights activists

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos