Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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