- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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