- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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