- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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