- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

men's rights activists

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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