- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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