- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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