We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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