- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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