ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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