Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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