There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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