- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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