What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Knock Knock.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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