A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Hello.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why dont they make black forks

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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