Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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