How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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