- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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