what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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