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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock Fuck off!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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