Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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