- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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