Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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