- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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