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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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