A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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