Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A pope meets another one

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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