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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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