Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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I'm so punny.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Hello

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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