How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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