What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A man goes to the potty.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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