- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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