Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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