- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Knock Knock. Come in.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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