- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's 9+10? 19

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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