- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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