Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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