- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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