- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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