- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Men's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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