why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Weaner

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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