- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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