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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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