- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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