- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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