- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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