why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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