A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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