What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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