- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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