Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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