- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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