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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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