- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock knock, COME IN!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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