- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

bite me

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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