- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

deez nuts

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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