- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont fisish anythi

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Cripples are lame.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Fat? Jesse Z