- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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