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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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