- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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