- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

i am a dino. RAWR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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