- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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