- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally