How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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cory is gay

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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