My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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