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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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