- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jesus Christ

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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