what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Anti Joke

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