Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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