What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Ehh

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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