- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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