Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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123 f*ck off

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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