knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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